The Perfect Date

She's 3 feet tall, she holds your cold beer on her head, and she won't say a word all night! Meet the Perfect Date! She's the woman you always dreamed of an more - no teeth to bite, perfectly natural breasts, and no hair to fall off and get you in trouble with the girlfriend or wife! Best of all, you never have to wine and dine her in order for her to put out. You'll never leave the house again!