Pecker Expertise Diploma

Award your friends this pecker expertise diploma for all their hard work. It reads: This diploma certifies that ____ has successfully completed the necessary requirements in the area of everything penis related. She is, thus, awarded the Pecker Expertise Diploma for having handled, fondled, stroked, and sampled a significant number of willies. By extension, she is granted membership to the very select Pecker Experts Club. Then there's a place to sign it at the bottom. You know you want it.